How Fast Did You Say You Were? Bullet Graphic T-Shirt — Minimalist Retro Humor
Price range: $16.47 through $25.03
Description
Lightweight, breathable, and subtly rebellious — this shirt carries a quiet, wry statement. A simple line-drawn bullet sits centered in a circular text that reads “how fast did you say you were,” giving the tee a dry, slightly dark sense of humor. The soft ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin while the classic crew cut keeps the look clean and effortless. Wear it under a jacket on city nights, with jeans at a backyard bonfire, or layered for a low-key road trip. It’s for people who prefer understatement over shout — a calm, clever piece that sparks a double-take and a knowing smile.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit body with no side seams for a smoother silhouette and less waste
– Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized tear-away label for long-wear comfort; meets safety and chemical compliance standards
– Print methods: Direct-to-Garment for main design; Direct-to-Film for sleeve/neck prints when used
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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